Perhaps I am mistaken and have been approaching you in my sleep, because I certainly make every attempt to avoid you as it is. Unless I have developed sleepwalking dupes, as a third and even more loathsome mutation, I doubt it. I believe my policy of avoiding you like the plague will suit me fine. I cannot speak for you, since you seem to be generally displeased with everything, save your own home country.

*yawn* Shiro, you do know that I get Doug to translate most of your silly little vulgarities, yes?

The ones I just don't look up on the internet, that is. If you want to continue to play games with insults that impress no one, go ahead. I have heard worse. French far outweighs many languages in that realm.

If you want to consider it a direct threat, be my guest. The man is not an authority figure, and while he does bother me, as Jamie said, that could be insomnia induced paranoia.

I think you just hate him because he is American, although I suppose it would be more accurate to state that you hate him because he is not Japanese.