Um... hi?

Have any of the rest of you seen Mr. Wisdom? I did, late, and... well, he looks bad. And smells bad.

Er, I don't mean the tobacco, or that he needs to bathe. Just... I can't quite explain.

I'm not sure if there's anything to do, though. I'd offer him oatmeal -- or oatmeal cookies (*pause* I've been around you lot too long already, haven't I?) -- but it seems a bit silly.