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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Tell me Mr. Logan teaching Art for the next week or two some kind of sick joke?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Is he on the schedule or something?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I just heard a rumor.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Weird. Well, maybe he's secretly good at . . . uh . . .

Whittling? Maybe he's a whittling genius.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You aren't helping.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I bet he knits. I bet he can do a knit scarf in an eight-colored snowflake pattern in three minutes flat, because he is a master knitter, and he'll teach you guys all his ancient knitting secrets and we'll be elbow-deep in sweaters.

C'mon, he can't be that bad, look how good he and Marie are for each other.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I can knit already. A little bit. :)

I know Marie likes him. I just think he's -scary-.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It takes rare wit to knit a little bit. :)

And yeah, but . . . scary on our side, if that makes sense. Artie likes him a lot too.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Better yet, I can knit -mits-, just a little bit.

Tommorow's class will either be fun, or really, really frightening.

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Give me ten minutes, and I may know which.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You're getting pretty good at that.

. . . Both thats, actually.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am not -that- good. It takes a long time to come up with those.

The other -that- did not work this time. Not unless you and Doug intend to crash Art Class and ... throw frisbees. Which is the only possible explanation for the reading I got.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're coming up with them.

And . . . not this time. ;)

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

We're not?

I was just thinking that I could be persuaded, if Logan really _is_ teaching the art class.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Not on his first day, man. That'd be cruel.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*raised eyebrow* Your point being?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe he'll be good at the job and we won't have to.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

There is a tiny part of me that really wants you to.

Most of me does not, because that it is creepy.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is true.

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If you do crash the class and throw Frisbees, let me know. I want to take pictures.

[xp_daytripper]

What the bloody hell?

Logan?

That's it, I'm definitely out the back, but I ain't sure smoking'll help this one...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I heard a rumor. That is all I know.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

O.O

That's the oddest thing I've heard lately and this includes the cookie ninja. Er...confused?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I'm just as confused.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm far too amused to have anything helpful to say.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one with the mental image of Mr. Logan in a French beret and white striped shirt? Because the image is making me giggle into my soda.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

OW. Terry, you owe me another glass of cranberry juice. I say again, OW.

*dies laughing*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the accent and the little waxed mustache.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do I need to defend against French stereotypes by throwing things at you? Possibly sock-shaped things?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Take a minute and imagine Logan with a little waxed mustache first.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Ow.

Can you break your ribs laughing?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I very nearly did in Minnesota when Alison surprised Guido. :)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I haven't managed it yet. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh good.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

At Mr. Logan teaching art?

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[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yes. I find it terribly amusing.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is supposed to be our lesson in surealism.

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[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a speech lesson. "How not to run screaming from the new art teacher"?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Or how to keep a straight face while Mr. Logan tries to explain post-modernist cubism?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I bet he finger paints.