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[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Semi-evil. And still alive.

...I'm going to have to do something about one of those.

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...

Oh! Ohhh...

(gets it, hah)

And every intelligent response I could have come up with just disappeared right then. Hmm.

Here I go proving the Innocent Farmgirl Theory right again. Sigh.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Well, your brother's worse if that's any consolation. I wasted some of my best material on him, and he just didn't get clue one.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

That's always a consolation, thank you.

But let it also be known that you could reuse the best material and he'd never know. He'd be just as flustered and you'd still get to be amused.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

I think his girlfriend might beat up on me if I tried. (She's more manly than he is, I think.)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, she'd just force you to listen to Chipmunks music. Or polka. I'm sure she has polka hiding around somewhere.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Or waltz. Or opera. Man. Wagner. She'd make me listen to Wagner.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch your mouth around the geek, yes?

She, being me, tends to get insulted and then violent. If Jono wasn't off being giddy over his Metallica tickets, he'd agree with me.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Um. Hey. How did I insult?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I think Alison pointed it out, but I'll reiterate for you.

I don't think there's anything wrong with opera or waltz, although I can't really say much about Wagner.

But I know you're only teasing. That just earns you a light smack on the shoulder.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

I'll have you know there is absolutely nothing wrong with waltzes. Or opera. Or Wagner for that matter.

And fyi, I'd make you listen to the Teletubbies. For starters.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Eh-oh!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

That is just so wrong.

[x-piotr.livejournal.com]

I do not like that Teletubbies show. The baby in the sun is creepy. Why do you have Teletubbies music?

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Well, hello there, big guy.

[x-piotr.livejournal.com]

Hi John. :) I see that you are not all the way evil, that is good.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I guess there's still something I give a fuck about.

I'm sure it's just a momentary need for sex. It'll pass.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

The baby in the sun is so creepy it's not funny. And I don't have any of the music, to be honest.

But - if I had to torture someone, it'd have to be that. ;)

[x-piotr.livejournal.com]

It would be a good torture.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Never trust any celestial object with the face of a baby, that's my motto.

I bet she has Teletubbies music for the same reason Lorna has Barney. To threaten people with. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Dear lords... Stop paying attention to the system for a few days and just look at what happens.

Never trust any celestial object with the face of a baby, that's my motto.

What a bizarre motto Jamie... How often, exactly does it go into use?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't beat you up, dear. I'd find something far worse to do.

*snickers*

...

And I'll have you know Sam is perfectly manly.

*smug*

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Perfectly manly? Any more details, or shall I leave it up to my imagination? ;)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*prim look*

I don't kiss and tell.

*smug*

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Oh, so I can ask about other things you show and tell? ;)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*lol!*

Not here you can't, that's for sure.