Dumbledore's.. I mean, Xaiver's Army

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about the discussion that some of us are having about our powers and not having a class for powers that aren't flying, energy things, or telepathy.

I think we should start a study group. We might have to get a teacher to sit in on us to make sure we don't blow ourselves up though, but I was thinking maybe the grad students would count?

I don't know if this is an okay thing to do or not though. We're not supposed to expirement without telling anyone, but the teachers are all so busy with classes and being X-men and more classes and giant mutant killer robots.

Even if the teachers are busy, I think that it is very important for us to learn about what we can do, and how to not do a lot of things we accidentally do.

I don't want to be attacked by giant mutant killer robots, but it does not look like I have a choice.

If I have to be a target, I want to be a target that can hide or run or make a big squishy Faxman ro fight for me.

I hate giant mutant killer robots more than I hate fighting. I hate nightmares about scary cyborg mutant killer robots as well. Those are not cool.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, he's not sure he is one. I should ask him if he had his headache the same time his parents did, that might narrow it down.

. . . Wasn't it toes bending weird that was the way you could tell if somebody was an alien pod person in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Maybe Doug's an alien pod person. Hey Doug, are you an alien pod person?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* No, Jamie, I am _not_ an alien pod person. At least the last time I checked.

*eyes you carefully*

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Doug, are you sure?

Maybe that would explain the missing mutant power.

Your mutant power is to look totally normal even though you are a alien pod person.

*shakes head*

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I am entirely sure that I am not an alien pod-person. :)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Good. The last thing we need is an alien slime pod in the closet.

. . . Although actually, that might be what's in the Tupperware container in the back of the fridge.

Hey, though, you remember that day everybody got a headache? Excedrin made a commercial about it? Was yours before your parents' or at the same time?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. I was home alone when I got Excedrin headache number 532.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You're just no help at all, buddy. :)