I want my life back.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And you're going to give it to me.

My dupe. Alone. At the quarry.

Now.

Or I know two little boys who won't be having a fun weekend.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What the hell?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I know you're the photocopy, but try to keep up, dipshit. You, quarry, now, or I hurt my roommates.

I don't want to hurt my roommates. Don't make me.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

oh, hell. You touch them and I'll . . .

Dammit. Dammit. What did you do to Alison?

...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

JAMIE?

Merde. Merde, merde.

You...

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Just doing what I have to. :)

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Have to?

HAVE TO?

...

I have no words for ...

You just -do- not get it, do you?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Skippy the evil twin, I presume?

You do anything to either of them, it will not go well for you, numbnuts.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Call me that again and I start on their fingers, you ineffectual little shit.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Ineffectual? Impressive command of the language. Come on up and I'll show you just how ineffectual I can be.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

If you hurt either of them I will never forgive you.

Jamie, I'm coming to find you.

Dude.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude. Jamie, or .. whoever you are now, there's like, no reason to get all wacky psycho on us.

Re: Dude.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Dude, I so second that. What the hell?

Re: Dude.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I thought it was like, a prank or something.

Dammit. I thought I had -time-. Went to see who was here before just running for the Prof or Cyke or something

All things considered --

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

It occurs to me that the 'real life' goes to the one who doesn't kidnap children.

Re: All things considered --

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't have needed to resort to this if you people had just cared enough to find me six months ago.

Re: All things considered --

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

We like him better than you.

...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jamie has been here the -entire- time. I do not know who you are, but you are -not- him.

...

Maybe we need to give you a name so you can keep you two seperate.

Skippy?

And people think I'm nuts.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

I'll bet Askani put Jamie up to this. Now he's talking to himself publically. It's the first stage of the takeover.

And the choice of the children was just inspired. Too bad Alison's going to laser your scrawny American ass from here to California and back again for this ill-advised prank.

Manuel

Re: And people think I'm nuts.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut the hell up, Manny. Here's a quick guide. Your delusions about the Askani? Delusional. My evil twin? Posting to the journals.

And for the record, I don't get my kicks being cruel to people. I'm not, say, you.

Re: And people think I'm nuts.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, is this that jerk who messed Lorna up? For once, mimeo-twit, I agree with you. I mean, that was just nasty.

Re: And people think I'm nuts.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

I don't enjoy being cruel _either_. It was self-defense, pure and simple.

And I am _NOT_ delusional! She is REAL! I have felt her claws around my neck, seem the millions of lives that they represent! They must want physical bodies or something.

Telepathy can have great effect on the weak-minded.

Manuel

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Good lord. Couldn't you have waited on the evil plots until after finals week?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how it is.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Word of warning. You hurt Miles, Artie or Jamie in any way, you find out how creative I can get with a kitchen knife.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. You think that scares me? Try being flayed to death sometime.