I want my life back.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And you're going to give it to me.

My dupe. Alone. At the quarry.

Now.

Or I know two little boys who won't be having a fun weekend.

Comments

Re: All things considered --

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't have needed to resort to this if you people had just cared enough to find me six months ago.

Re: All things considered --

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

We like him better than you.

Re: All things considered --

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's obvious. That's why I'm making sure there's only one me to like.

How amusing!

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Even dead, we'll still like him better than you. Is this a jealousy thing?

Re: How amusing!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, he won't be dead. He'll be me.

Re: How amusing!

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

That sounds pretty dead. Or at least 'trapped in a crazy person's brain'.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jamie has been here the -entire- time. I do not know who you are, but you are -not- him.

...

Maybe we need to give you a name so you can keep you two seperate.

Skippy?

Re: ...

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm already ahead of you there, Angie. See above. :)

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Haven't we been through this already? The kids are already bruised, Angie. Don't push me.

Re: ...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You -hurt- Artie and Miles?

It has not occured to you that maybe something is wrong with you if you are willing to hurt small children?

Re: ...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm just doing what I have to do. The ends justify the means. It'll all be okay once I've cleaned up after myself.

...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Trust me. The ends in no way, shape or form, justify the means.

The ends come back to bite you in the ass months later in the form of psychotic ninjas.

Re: ...

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Ends justify the means.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Is that how you manage to sleep at night, Skippy-my-boy?

Re: ...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Doug? dude, maybe you wanna calm down a little in case he really does go and hurt the dudelets?