betting pool...

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

is now open on how long it takes the Professor to get our newest arival into a teaching position.

Odds varrying according to position, with International Studies and International Buisness getting fairly standard numbers. 200 to 1 for anyone who wants to give me their money put a bet on for Gender Studies.

(Al and assorted grad students, I'm kidding. Mostly)

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Hey, I want in on some of that action. Ten bucks on International Studies, and give me good odds because it might buy you a Christmas present if I win? :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Heh. The odds are against the house so far, which is me in this case, so it'd be my money buying the present after you win... :P

He seems set against teaching, but that's one of the fields he mentioned... I'll give you 2:1, because I like you.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, so I'm a real cheapskate. :) That's just half the present anyway, don't worry. I Have a Plan.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

a Plan? Are you sure I shouldn't be worried?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Now, when have you ever needed to worry about me having a Plan about you? ;)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Shall I itemize? Do you want this color coded?

:-*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm being maligned. Maligned and slandered. Or maybe libeled. And labeled. And probably lobeled if that was a word. And I'm going to expect a full retraction on Christmas morning. ;)

:-* right back atcha.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Libel, it's written. And certainly maligned. Haven't labled you anything yet. Will work on figuring out how to lobel you though. Have a suspicion it may have to do with earlobes, in which case I doubt you'd object that much.

Retractions can, of course, be provided.