betting pool...

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

is now open on how long it takes the Professor to get our newest arival into a teaching position.

Odds varrying according to position, with International Studies and International Buisness getting fairly standard numbers. 200 to 1 for anyone who wants to give me their money put a bet on for Gender Studies.

(Al and assorted grad students, I'm kidding. Mostly)

Comments

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Yes, but with your energy output your instructors probably felt like it was 1:1000

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That was when I was two. By the time Mom and Dad started homeschooling me I was the model of quiet decorum you see before you today.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Ah, my apologies. 1:100.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's more like it. :)

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

A very inaccurate model?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Some settling may have occurred during shipment. The manufacturer is not responsible for any damage that may have occurred to the model prior to delivery.

So, er, yes. :) But you should have seen me when I was two.