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[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Semi-evil. And still alive.

...I'm going to have to do something about one of those.

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

If this is going to involve you trying to look up my skirt for proof I want no part of it.

For the obvious reason of course and also Sam would kill you. And he never cleans up after his murders.

Blood is such a pain to get out of the carpet.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Well, if looking up your skirt is what helps me find a family resemblance, that either implies I've seen Sam I Am enough in order to compare, or that I will, following seeing you. Concurrent to that suggestion is the very fact that there might be a family resemblance between you that looking up skirts will achieve. Which either means you have a...y'know or he has a...thingy. Either way, I'd just like to say 'ewwww.'

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Oh my, someone's feathers are all ruffled.

I assure you, the inbreeding has not gone quite that wild down South yet.

But thank you for making it apparent that you do consider it 'ew'. I would have worried.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

It's not so much a case of feathers being ruffled as the suggestion that I've gotten a lot further than I actually have. Because I'd hate to be jealous of myself.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...

Oh! Ohhh...

(gets it, hah)

And every intelligent response I could have come up with just disappeared right then. Hmm.

Here I go proving the Innocent Farmgirl Theory right again. Sigh.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Well, your brother's worse if that's any consolation. I wasted some of my best material on him, and he just didn't get clue one.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

That's always a consolation, thank you.

But let it also be known that you could reuse the best material and he'd never know. He'd be just as flustered and you'd still get to be amused.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

I think his girlfriend might beat up on me if I tried. (She's more manly than he is, I think.)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, she'd just force you to listen to Chipmunks music. Or polka. I'm sure she has polka hiding around somewhere.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Or waltz. Or opera. Man. Wagner. She'd make me listen to Wagner.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch your mouth around the geek, yes?

She, being me, tends to get insulted and then violent. If Jono wasn't off being giddy over his Metallica tickets, he'd agree with me.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Um. Hey. How did I insult?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I think Alison pointed it out, but I'll reiterate for you.

I don't think there's anything wrong with opera or waltz, although I can't really say much about Wagner.

But I know you're only teasing. That just earns you a light smack on the shoulder.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

I'll have you know there is absolutely nothing wrong with waltzes. Or opera. Or Wagner for that matter.

And fyi, I'd make you listen to the Teletubbies. For starters.

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Eh-oh!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

That is just so wrong.

[x-piotr.livejournal.com]

I do not like that Teletubbies show. The baby in the sun is creepy. Why do you have Teletubbies music?

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Well, hello there, big guy.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

The baby in the sun is so creepy it's not funny. And I don't have any of the music, to be honest.

But - if I had to torture someone, it'd have to be that. ;)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Never trust any celestial object with the face of a baby, that's my motto.

I bet she has Teletubbies music for the same reason Lorna has Barney. To threaten people with. :)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't beat you up, dear. I'd find something far worse to do.

*snickers*

...

And I'll have you know Sam is perfectly manly.

*smug*

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Perfectly manly? Any more details, or shall I leave it up to my imagination? ;)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*prim look*

I don't kiss and tell.

*smug*

[x-pyromaniac.livejournal.com]

Oh, so I can ask about other things you show and tell? ;)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Sam would kill him if he tried anything...

This is what I get for not paying attention to what you lot are getting up to in the journals.